So I was watching some TLC documentary about this morbidly obese woman who ate 33,000 calories worth of food everyday and they had this bit where they showed you all the crap food that she ate in one day. Most of it was, of course, not healthy -- since if you weigh 600 pounds, you probably didn't get that way by eating carrots -- but it was mostly ( Read more... )

Knowing that I'm a notorious pervert, a friend pointed me to this episode of Spike TV's "1000 Ways to Die." This is a series that recreates odd or amusing deaths which mainly, because this is Spike we're talking about, have to do with either farting or lesbians. This particular episode involved a large woman.

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I have to say that I pretty much ( Read more... )

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Moody often purchases vintage British teeny boppy pulp magazines from the 70s off eBay, so that she can cut out the photos of her favorite dinosaur rockers like Colin Blunstone and Justin Hayward. These magazines are basically 90% pin-up photos of guys with bad hair and tight pants, 10% fluff journalism. I'm not against fluff pieces (I don't ( Read more... )

I don't mind telling you that this video is pretty hot.

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I just noticed that Moody looks kinda like a John K girl. I'd embed the relevant video, but Weird Al is being a douche about it ( Read more... )

dirge_de_valeur revealed to me that there's a gene that, if manipulated right, causes rats to become massively obese.

It's called the agouti gene.

Oh the irony!

Here's a very long-winded entry that basically sums up to "Womens studies major bagged on Agoutirex's favorite fatty porn model, Agoutirex is hurt and confused."

( I talk a good game about feminism but when it comes to fatty porn then I'm allllll chauvanist. )

http://www.bvnewswire.com/2009/05/05/ida-ljungqvist-hugh-hefners-first- ( Read more... )

HELP ME, INTERNET ( Read more... )